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Swanson
To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.

Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
By Margaux
Swanson
Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.

My swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.
By Sibyl
Swanson
A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.

"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."
By Cherilyn
Swansoned
Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.
By Terese
Swanson
Another term for Moustache

Damn, you have one exellent Swanson there, son.
By Cheslie
Swanson
Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.

Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
By Peggy
The Swanson’s
A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!

Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!
By Tobye
Swanson
When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.

Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!
By Linet
Swanson
verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.

Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?
By Dionis
Swanson
A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!

Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!
By Katharyn