Define Swansoned Meaning

A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Another term for Moustache

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.

To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.

A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!

When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.

Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.

A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.