Define Constipant Meaning

Constipant
An item that causes constipation.

Cheese is a delicious constipant.
By Janean
Constipant

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.
By Bonnie
Constipation
when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation
By Sigrid
Constipation
The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!

Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
By Danny
Constipation
The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
By Sandie
Constipated
When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated
By Biddy
Constipated
When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.

I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!
By Tracie
Constipation
The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.
By Britte
Constipator
One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.
By Trudy
Constipated
1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.


James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"
Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."
By Lethia