Define Cornflaking Meaning

Bullshitting, dicking around, fucking around.

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.

Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.

The act of going up and catching passes over a defender in football.

a dry, corny person who is mildly hillbilly

An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.