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Cumber
cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.
By Collette
Cumber
A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.
By Asia
Cumber
A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.

"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."
By Elise
Cumber
A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.

Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?
By Alejandra
Cumbered
To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake
By Giacinta
Cumbering
cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.
By Colette
Cumber
When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?
By Hettie
Cumber
A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

or

"Man I feel so cumber right now"
By Maridel
Cooch-Cumber
When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!
By Clem
Q-cumbers
The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."

Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!
By Xylia