Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but
doan expect me to wank you off,
smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams,
cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"