Define Cup Noodles Meaning

Cup Noodles

i sure am cup noodles
By Josepha
Beat That Cup Noodle

By Hanni
Cup Noodles
When a girl shoves noodles up her vagina for her sexual partner to soon eat out of her.

Last night my girlfriend gave me cup noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
By Goldy
Cup Of Noodles
probably the best food ever made! contains perdect swirly noodles that get perfect. noodles and ooodles of cup of noodles?

who would like some bomb ass shit preferably cup of noodles... anyone??????
By Jordain
Cup Of Noodles
One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.


Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!
By Hilliary
Cup Of Noodles
A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.

"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."
By Addie
Cup-a-noodles
crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.
By Beret
Cup Of Noodles
An act of masturbation. (Male or Female)

Girlfriend: If you're good I'll give you a Cup of Noodles.
Boyfriend: Shit, I can make that myself!
By Jammie
Cup O Noodles
The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.

Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!
By Irena
Cup O' Noodles
A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.

It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'

Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'

Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.

Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.
By Emogene