An
explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "
Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look
foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"
Joe: Man, my report card is filled with
C's and D's
Rob:
Dese NUTSJoe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny
Dese NutsJoe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser
Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe:
Dese nuts AHHHHH
Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH
Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts
Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH
Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH