Define Dickbeater Meaning

The hand of one who beats off.

a worthless, douche that has nothing better to do with his time but sit around and beat his dick. An ass wipe that fucks girls over and feels like they are better than every one.

Someone who faps too much.

hands (male)

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.

When your dick feels like it's beating like a heart

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Somebody's hands