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Define Dickcheese Meaning

Dickcheese
Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"
By Susana
Dickcheese
A Male's penis layered in a thick cheesey substance. Sometimes the cause of engaging in sexual activity with a cheese pizza.

"Cheese! It's what's for dinner!"
By Deva
Dickcheese
The true flavor of a man. Face it anyone can smell like soap. Take it from the load cheese himself. The girls will go wild for your discusting little culture!

Human headcheese yogart. Cultured under the dampness of an unwashed penis. Filled with the finest dairy products available.
By Celesta
Dickcheese
Jews don't get it.. Because their dick is severed at childbirth.. Who the fuck severes your fucking wang at childbirth?
What sick fucks are these people?
Hitler was right to wanna take 'em out.

Jews'll never have quality dickcheese like "the rest of us".
By Kimberli
Dickcheese
Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.

Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.
By Torie
Dickcheese
-insult
1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.

1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."

2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."

3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."

4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."
By Doreen
DickCheese
When someone has an uncircumcised penis and there is cheese inside of the foreskin and when you get a blowjob she sucks the cheese out

I was getting head and she didn’t know she was getting the dickcheese
By Flor
Dickcheese
A person whos worse then a dickhead

Person 1: Did you know he cheated on multiple people?

Person 2: No, what a dickcheese.
By Netta
Dickcheese
Used when someone makes alot of jokes including the words Dick Penis Cock etc

"Hey guys. PENIS! hahaha"

"Aw c'mon. enough of the dickcheese, it's old."
By Norene
Pilosoy Dickcheese
When you feel uncertainty about another mans genitilia

Mark looks like he is

Pilosoy dickcheese!
Nooooo!
By Connie