Define Dickweeds Meaning

Dickweeds
Any STD that a male may have, especially herpes. Similar to crabs.


Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?
By Kikelia
Dickweed
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

By Tana
Dickweed
An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)

Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed
By Leanna
Dickweed
A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.

By Jodie
Dickweed
Someone who is a very ignorant guy who always tries to be mean to get what they want

By Naomi
Dickweed

Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.
By Kathi
Dickweed
The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

By Karlotte
Dickweed
Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me
By Dedra
Dickweed
An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.

By Cal
DickWeed
Someone who is being an asshole for no reason and is just being a dick

Did you see what will sent his girlfriend last night?!
Yeah he was being such a dickweed
By Cathee