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Eating Dick
Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.

Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.

Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.

Ex.2)

Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!

Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
By Lucienne
Eating Dick
What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy

Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus
By Bertine
Eat Dick
The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.

Josh: Drewski dude tee off
Drew: Aight...Eat Dick!
By Rochelle
Eat Dick
The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner.

WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump that table?
By Rennie
Eat Dick, Fucker
best phrase ever

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker
By Lianne
I Eat Dick
When u eat big dick

I eat dick
By Quintana
Eat A Dick
a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick
By Shaun
Eat A Dick
A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: "You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
By Ninnetta
Eat A Dick
A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.
By Michaeline
Eat A Dick
An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
By Marris