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Define Elven Meaning

Elven
Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.

I know a girl who has elven pointy ears.
An elven lifespan is very long.
By Esmaria
Elven Wine
A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"
By Toma
Elven Eyes
Having the elf ability to see things from a long distance.

I used my elven eyes to spot the hot chick in the back of the club.
By Alena
Elven Handjob
The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob
By Susann
Elven Breathmint
The result of giving an Elf a blowjob, as their cum is said to be minty green. Also another name for a Grasshopper (the drink) because of its similar color.

Rhianna: "Elven Breathmints are delicious!"

Leo: "...Double entendre anyone?"
By Ermentrude
Elven Brooks
A Flaming Homosexual male on a chat site, Currently holding over 800 posts. Always tries to get away from a person called BrotherHood, yet he was peed on by him and stabbed multiple times.

Look at that gay ELVEN BROOKS
By Raquel
Elven Hair
A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.

I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.
By Trina
The Elven Tongue
Cunniligus of the mouth

Gabe how do you not know what "The Elven Tongue" is?
By Adriena
Elven King
A special division of idiots.

Wow, he is such an Elven King, he can go die in a hole.
By Shaun
Elven Tree Branch
1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.

1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
By Carri