Define Fontaine Meaning

Fontaine
adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.

I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.
By Sorcha
Fontaine
The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "
By Oneida
To Fontaine
v. to act so homosexual that it\'s &%$#ing ridiculous, but remaining completely and totally heterosexual.

1. While your friend randomly humps a sexy german boy you say,\"WTF!! That kid has been doing way to much Fontaineing lately.\"

2. Why do you two straight boys Fontaine so much?? Stop licking each other\'s nipples.
By Ezmeralda
Fontained
Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter
By Orella
Fontain

I feel very fontain about the boy in red.
By Maura
Darius Fontaine
Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".

Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
By Ermentrude
Richmond Fontaine
Greatly underrated alt-country band from Portland, Oregon. Led by singer, songwriter and author Willy Vlautin, and performing thought-provoking ballads about life around the mexican border.

'Have you heard the Richmond Fontaine song "Westward Ho"? It's amazing!'

'I don't even know who you are, now get out of my living room before i call the cops.'
By Myrtle
Brandon Fontaine
Does not represent baywatch at all, hangs outs with everyone. Always with his friends and hangs out with the finest women tho will only take one at a time. His niggas luke nick justin gilltette and bastian are the realist boyz in town. Is honest and trustworthy, confident and definitely a boss!!

Everyone wants to be like Brandon Fontaine
By Libbi
Pascal Fontaine
A dirty ugly Haitian that eats cat tail dip in piss

Pascal Fontaine was so ugly that he when he looked at mark it reflected off marks face and then it turned him into a cunt
By Jerrie
Pretty Ricky Fontaine
Is a guy named Ryan that attends the University of North Carolina at Pembroke!
His good looks and charm have all the ladies swooning over him and the guys want to be him. Don’t let the good looks fool you, Pretty Ricky Fontaine is also wicked smart! He stands about 6’ 4”, bout 250 and in great shape from wrestling.

Kody: Brad have you seen Ryan today?
Brad: I haven’t seen him yet.
Tysheick: Y’all talking bout Pretty Ricky Fontaine, he’s on his way.
Hallie: Hmmm, Pretty Ricky Fontaine, I’d like to climb that mountain!!!
By Cass