"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom'snext week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."
By Sabrina
Friends Without Benefits
Literally, as a reversal of the common expression "friends with benefits" this could mean any platonic friendship--but there are already plenty of words for that most-common of relationships. Friends without benefits describes a particular type of a situation where you've outgrown or are tired of a friend but through some force of habit (on either person's part really) they're still in your life. But there's no benefit to the relationship for you. They keep calling you up and acting like everything's everything when you're around but you're so relieved when they hang up or leave. And nothing really bad has happened that you could point to and "break up" with them. So you plod onward making excuses and dreading the next time they call. Happens most often with borderline sociopaths who are unable to pick up on the stream of cues you give them that they're unwelcome. Also requires you to be too empathic to simply tell them to fuck off. Mutual history also plays a part in this. May be more common in middle age.
Friends Without Benefits is a YouTube-channel that uploads videos of Mario Party and other games on a daily basis.
Friends Without Benefits is the best channel that has ever existed.
By Helena
Friends Without Benefits
The only show on the Internet. It's a YouTube-channel consisting of Alpharad, Dad_as_heck, WEEGEETHEGOD, Major Duncan and Deezus (and, formerly, Turvis). FWOB is great and I implore you all to LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE
Some famous Internet personalities that do let's plays at a small place called YouTube. Their fan base consists of boat-loving 12 year old people that enjoy to watch Mario Party and sometimes other games. You can find them on fuckmyasshole.org.
