A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor
motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of
bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of
Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven
mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper
limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"