Friend: Hey dude wanna go hangout?
Funnyman: Sorry dude, I'm kinda depressed I've got The Funnyman Depression
By Evey
Internet Funnyman
Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.
A sexual feat by which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said ejaculation issues from her nose. Closely related to The John Stamos.
Although Bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the BobSaget, he's pretty sure pirate jokes are key.