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Define Garnished Meaning

Garnished
Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.
By Hyacinth
Garnish
an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -

"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"
By Zea
Garnished
To have a touch of bling accenting an outfit.

That nigga was garnished head to toe!
By Johnna
Garnish
To add a touch of bling to an outfit.

Yo nigga, you betta garnish that shit if you wanna be flossy.
By Edin
The Garnish
After dropping your man juice on a persons face, you rip your ass hair out and sprinkle it upon thier face. To "garnish " ones face

" you How was she? did you do the garnish"

By Leola
Garnish
to take money out of your account when it is needed at the worst possible time

we are garnishing your bank account.
By Marie
Garnish
A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.

Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?
By Malynda
Garnishment
Any amount of money owned to a third party creditor.

The employee from ABC company has the amount of garnishment to be deducted from his employment income due to court order.
By Jorry
Lemon Garnish
The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
By Una
Girly Garnish
Bra or panties. Any article of lingerie that is moved to the side prior to eating a tasty dish. Kind of like parsley, but with lace.

me: hey, i'm hungry
your mom: whatcha want to eat
me: pancakes
your mom: ok, let me move this girly garnish for you
By Arabele