Define Gay Syndrome Meaning

Gay Syndrome
when your too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: you so gay that you have gay syndrome

patty: awh darn
By Christabella
Gay Syndrome
When straight people are gay and they don’t know it.

First guy: Do you want to go to the gym?

Second guy: Nah Bro let’s play basketball

Third guy to the first: I think he got gay syndrome
By Vernice
New Gay Syndrome
The patterns of behavior frequently exhibited by (usually) young people who have recently come out, guided by a thirst to discover a world containing homosexuality and other homosexuals than themselves, which may strongly contrast to the heteronormative world they grew up in. Common behaviors include reading gay literature or watching gay films, using Wikipedia to memorize the names of all gay celebrities, or joining a gay club or group to meet friends or potential lovers. An occasional related behavior is the consumption of slash fanfiction.

When I had New Gay Syndrome, I read a bunch of lesbian romance novels. Glad I got that out of my system!
By Leah
Gay Dick Syndrome
When you are straight but your dick is gay.

I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.
By Erika
Gay Bowel Syndrome
A relatively common disease of HIV positive gay men (rarely heterosexual women) who practice both receptive anal sex and oral sex ("ATM" sex) with multiple partners. The condition is characterized by an inflammed, fissured, atonic, and supporating rectum. Symptoms include diarrhea, sanguinomucopurulent rectal discharge, rectal pain and itching, and abdominal cramps. The cause is multiple concurrent infections of the colon and a traumatized rectum with intestinal parasites (worms), protozoans, bacteria, and occasionally fungi. The disease is contagious within the susceptable population of ATM practitioners and transmitted via the fecal-oral route.

He had gay bowel syndrome and he had to wear diapers.
By Lotty
Gay Person Syndrome
Gay person syndrome is when a gay person finds out about another previously thought to be straight persons gayness and is instantly attracted to them because of it.

“Just found out karen is gay. I think i have a crush on her”

“Oh no, it’s just gay person syndrome. Probably”
By Anna
Gay Bowel Syndrome
When your butt hole quivers from being reamed too many times; a resulting symptom from having sex in the ass too many times; can happen to either sex.

Doctor states: "I'm afraid you have gay bowel syndrome. Your anus is quivering uncontrollably."
By Nathalie
Gay Syndrome
when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn
By Veradis