Getting The Milk - Thick Dictionary

Ill Get The Milk!

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?

By Mei

Going To Get The Milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

By Gabey

Get Some Milk

Your dad when your born

Dad : Imma get some milk!
Mom: Okay!
13 years later and your sad still hasn’t come back

By Fifi

Get Some Milk

Phrase
Means fuck my dick
Means boobs/dick/pussy cums

Gets some milk and FUCK ME
Means get some milk and fuck me till u see that milk again

By Brigitte

I'm Going To Get The Milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

By Aurea

Go Get Some Milk

Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player

*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store

Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state

By Madel

I Need To Get The Milk

The sentence of every disappearance.

-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?

By Lindie

'get Milked'

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).

It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.

By Desiree

Getting Milk

Something you did 15 years ago and haven't came back since.

Guy1. Wheres you dad.
Guy2. getting milk from the local convenience store.
Guy1. Bro that was 15 years ago. You got to let it go.

By Elsie

Getting Milked

When a man is on all fours and a women strokes the cock

Man, I felt full of cum so i had her milk me! I enjoyed getting milked

By Ana

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