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Hammo
A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.

Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.

She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
By Yalonda
Hammo
1. incredibly cool

2. to be hit in the head: a falcon

1. he's looking rather hammo today

2. damn, he just got hammo'ed with that football!
By Eliza
Hammo
a hot japanese chick

That hammo chick is hot.
By Aurea
Hammo
A girl who looks like a hamster who when drunk proceeds to boogie.

"Did you see that drunk girl from Oxford Brookes who looks a bit like a hamster doing that little dance?"
"Yeah what a cute little hammo, apparently she will let you pinch her lovely hamster bum."
By Sydel
HAMMO
the present tense of hammered, or extremely intoxicated wherein you will dance on any piece of furniture or make weird decisions

"Last night I was so hammered, but I've been in that OIL all day and right now I'm HAMMO."

"Have you guys seen Andon at all today? He's HAMMO."

"It's gameday and I've been drinking since 8 am. Since we beat Michigan and I'm HAMMO I guess I'll have sex with a questionable girl."

By Lizette
Hammo
This is an increasingly popular abbreviation of the Irish surname Hannon. The reasoning behind this unusual, and unusually long for an abbreviation, abbreviation can be found in the predictive text function of popular Nokia Mobile Phones. When the user types in Hannon the meaningless word Hammo will appear. Naturally this term began to stick and has now passed into the common lexicon.

It is generally used as a term of endearment when refering to Hannon the Younger of the Greater Hannon Clan of Parteen, Co. Clare. Legend has it that when Hannon the Younger returned from his travels overseas he brought with him many fantastical tales, the telling of which instantly endeared him to the locals.

It is widely recognised that many of Hammo's tales of adventure centre around the taming of wild Amazon Women generally in posession of enormous breasts. Analysis of these stories has revealed that while the information with regard to the breast size of many of Hammo's conquests is accurate these women are not to be confused with Xena the Warrior Princess style Amazons. A fairer understanding would be comparision with larger women of the Dawn French subspecies.

"Hey did you hear that story about Hammo?"

"I heard that Hammo once tamed a woman this big." (Accompanied by wide armed gesturing)
By Pamelina
Hammo
A crispy piece of shit

Dude I just took the biggest hammo!

Jacob you Silly Hammo!

By Berthe
Hammo Spread
A chick who comes to Hamilton Island as a thin hot chick then turns into a fat whore over a period of time gernerally less than six months.
Can also be refered to the Yalara Spread of the Tourist destination Ayers Rock.

Have you seen Jane latley? Yeah she has the Hammo Spread happening there.
By Hilde
Rye-o-hammo
n.

A gay hand job. A tug job between two sweaty guys.

Chip gave Ace a super duper rye-o-hammo in the bathroom.
By Nadia
Will Hammo
a will hammo is a guy who is fucking stupid and likes attention

omg that will hammo is so stupid
By Arlena