Define Ibm Meaning

Ibm
Imbeciles Become Managers

I work for Big Blue IBM and I love being brainwashed and not knowing my own yupppie conglomerate's methodogolies and ethics.
By Fiorenze
Ibm

ibm has the highest failure rate in their harddrives, they are instant breakdown machines!
By Harriett
Ibm
smaller than usual penis or itty bitty meat

What itty bitty meat had once he took down his shorts ibm!
By Mercy
Ibm

u got ibm?

thats gay
By Charity
Ibming
Over-thinking pointless things

I was ibming over this definition
By Dorris
IBM

Party tonight at Tyler's house. IBM if you plan on coming!
By Susann
IBM
1. International Business Machines
2. Big Blue

The creators of the BIOS system most computers are based around. Unfortunately arrogant enough to publish their BIOS code in a context akin to saying, "Look, this is how it's done. If you do it in a similar way we'll know where you got it from."

Phoenix Technologies where the first to successfully cheat the challenge; one team of scientists simply worked directly on the IBM BIOS and made an exhaustive table of commands and responses, another team who had no knowledge of IBMs existing code were given the table to write a new BIOS.

This is how IBM lost their monopoly on PC design, how the first buyers of Phoenix BIOS, Compaq placed themselves on the market, and generally a nice example of David and Goliath.

The IBM BIOS standard becoming ripped off has both advanced compatibility and held back the market at once, but at least it's basically open-source.
By Cathee
Ibming
Taking a huge ammount of time to reply to a question already asked.

After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions

Your IBMing again
By Janey
IBM
International Business Machines
I've Been Misled
Idiots Become Managers
I've Been Misinformed
I'm Being Mocked

"I've switched jobs 5 times since I started working for IBM, and now I have experience in food service, retail, water treatment and banking. Sadly, I haven't touched a PC in so long, I forgot what they look like."
By Cornela
IBM
The company forced out of its own PC market by shitty computer manufacturers like Packard Bell and eMachines that made copies of IBM computers and undercut them.

Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM.
By Pietra