Define Iver Meaning

Norwegian for "archer" or American for "queer".

The synonym of handsome.

It's probably the most sexy thing you can come across.

If you know an Iver, you're fucking blessed.

Religion derived from the word ‘IVER’
Practiced by only the most meticulous of stoners.

An Iver is a person with huge penis and and massive bieceps

a general term for ignorance or incompetence

Ivers the term you can use on someone who`s braggin constantly about the greatness of he`s/her`s computer, and constantly trying to be better, if your computer is better.

The last name of royalty and always taking W’s.

The name under which Wisconsin native Justin Vernon plays. He is an incredibly talented and gifted musician who fits into the indie-folk genre. Vernon's latest album, For Emma, Forever Ago, was written while Vernon spent 3 months in a remote cabin in Northwest Wisconsin. He played all of the instruments in that album to accompany his powerful voice. Overall, he is an artist that everyone should know and listen to, just because he is so talented.

This law, a variation of Godwin's Law, was formulated on August 31, 2008. "As a political internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Bush and/or 9/11 approaches one."

An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.

Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.

Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.