Is the day the best person ever is born there so perfect there smiles warms up anyone's heart there very funny and nice they are so beautiful but they also can be a real bitch once you get on there bad side then you wanna stay away from them
Boy: dude blondes are so hot, i just met a hot blonde with a nice ass today
Friend: its national fuck a blonde day, go get her bro
June 1st national fuck a blonde day
What the fuck season is it? Is it summer? Spring? Who knows? This is a day where everyone questions their sanity and is highly regarded as one of the worst days of the year.
Guy 1: What the fuck kind of weather is going on today?
Guy 2: Yeah and why the fuck do I feel like I’m dying more than usual?
Guy 3: Guys it’s June 1st.