Define Kazoo Meaning

Kazoo
a person who is flat and talks a lot

dylan: camryn is a fucking kazoo
payton: yea she’s rlly annoying
By Emyle
Kazoo

He played a symphony about llamas on hi kazoo.
By Cecelia
Kazoo
A very elligable tool used to describe my life.

God, Karen. Look at her. She is such a Kazoo!
By Clarey
Kazoo

David and i like to have fun fun fun KAZOO fun
By Maurene
Kazoo
to quote oneself ad nauseum, i.e. drafting up a complete speech on an internet blog and subsequently reciting it (often verbatim) to people who would have read the blog if they were so inclined. people who tend to kazoo are often grossly egotistical, and treat their lives like the overly rehearsed and performed routine of a waning stand up comedian. their delivery of the speech (which they have committed to memory or written down) is often bland and monotonous, suggesting perhaps that the kazooer himself has become bored of the subject matter, but lacks anything genuinely interesting with which to make conversation.

comedian: so what's the deal with hair metal?
audience: you went off on this tangent at your last show.
comedian: bitches, y'all got kazooed!
By Ashli
Kazoo

She took it up the kazoo!
By Joann
Kazoo
a ridicoulus exaust usually found on the back of a slow Honda Civic making a high pitched revving noice

Wow, look at the kazoo on that Honda Civic. It sure sounds like shit.
By Theadora
Kazoo
to kazoo is to attempt to have exactly the same conversation with multiple people, often simultaneously. this can easily be done using cut and paste in an instant messenger program, but can also be done verbally. although the conversations are initiated identically, they have the potential to vary tremendously and follow completely different directions.

Scott: look what Chris just said: "i am an angiosperm"
Brendan: omg, he said exactly the same thing to me!
Scott: we have been kazooed!
By Louise
Kazoo
The area that is underneath the Mons Pubis; area between the clitoris and Labia Majora.

I went to a concert and my friend touched my kazoo.
By Aggie
Kazoo

Man, he owns as hard as Kazoo!
By Wanids