Define Kirkland Meaning

a Costco knockoff brand that is surprisingly good quality.

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass

a gay brand that your mother used to force you to use when u have allergies ooooooooooooooo. It is very good when shoving it up a black girls vagina bc it cleans out dirt. You shoved those wipes up a girls ass atleast once, they scream and moan so hard!

A city just north of Seattle, Washington that is much less ghetto and more wealthy. To the south is the rich city of Bellevue.

Merchandise from the premiere club of Costco.

A fuck boy who only thinks of himself. He has the ability to fuck you over and make it look like your fault. Then date all your friends while acting like an angel.

Kirkland is my best friend in the whole world because of his unbelievably caring attitude. When ever I am sad or down he helps me back on my feet and can always makes me laugh. He goes to church but doesn't always like to be there. When he picks up his saxophone no one can get in his way, he is a god on that instrument. He never really has anything bad to say about people and no matter how anyone looks he treats the nicely. Generally he is very smart and a great athlete. He sometimes is a bit clueless, but he always finds a way to figure things out. In one phrase, Kirkland is my best friend and i don't want him to change.

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A guy that is caring and never fails to make you smile. He can sometimes make you feel nervous but you still enjoy looking for him and seeing him. Typically has blond hair and ocean eyes. The guy of your dreams