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Define Lasagne Meaning

Lasagne
When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her anus.

Darling, can you please be sure to flush your lasagne
By Babette
Lasagne
A subtle way of saying sex

Person 1: so, what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I had some really great lasagne ;)
By Dusty
Lasagne
The shit Garfield eats

Tf u eating: Lasagne
By Raychel
Lasagne
Lasagne Can Be Used As A Term For Weed

Yo My Brudda Sort Me Out With That Lasagne Ting
By Daniele
Meaty Lasagne
An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.
By Dottie
Punched Lasagne
A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!
By Abigale
A Punched Lasagne
An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly

'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'
By Tatiania
Poo Lasagne
Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.

"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"
By Marleen
Anya Lasagne
A small entity from Bangor. Doesn't like meat, but loves the cream tea. A bit of a tank on the piccollo, and rarely seen without L-Dawg. Is a bit of cool.

"whos that piccollo player?" "I dunno, but shes no anya lasagne..."

"Fancy some anya lasagne?" "I love vegetarian scones and tea!"

"I see you have L-Dawg....you must be anya lasagne"
By Monah
Crotch Lasagne
Pretty much a dinner served by a crotch, using crotch made products like ball sweat and dick cheese.

Perry enjoyed his meal of Crotch Lasagne
By Milli