The shittiest shithole in Ontario
London is the place you don't want to go
We have
Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head
EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or
compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of
Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
london, ontario? I'd only
go there to go to
Western or the bars. Hopefully I won't
get shot.