An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect contact with a loser or a group of losers. Symptoms may vary and include lack of motivation, laziness, vomitting, lack of interest in anything sexually stimulating, low self-confidence, inferiority complex, antisocial behavior, anxiety...
The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
By Elsie
Loseritis
An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
By Hester
Loser
A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status 3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.
Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.
