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Lumb
Lumb is a famous homo-erotic acronym standing for: Lube up my butt.

It can take on two meanings. It can be a command, dictating one's gaysexual boyfriend to lubricate one's asshole, or a state-of-being, such as in the example shown below.

I woke up with oodles of lumb.

Carl, for fuck's sake, just lumb!

By Gabriela
Lumb
Something your boyfriend says to you when he doesn't wanna say 'love'

'I love you'
'I lumb you too'
By Goldia
Lumb
'lumb' as in daniel 'lumb'

daniel 'lumb' likes to wear 'rosies' (see, rose ) jeans
daniel 'lumb' is wearing rosies jeans
daniel 'lumb' concerns us he is bent of the wrist.
By Linda
Lumb
a living organism dedicated to the subject of mathematics in other words a dedicated math teacher who devotes his life to math and even takes the feeling of his math books into great account. they generally like to get their nutrition from PAOs (white steamed buns). of the male species. likes to wear unrevelaing garments such as high trousers and tucked in shirt. glasses are compulsory. occasional blue hair is optional. usually equipped with over six calculators.

'i lumb lumb' - i love maths

fred: those glasses make you look like such a nerd. you epic lumb.

bob: Hey john do you have a calculator?
John: of course, i have six
bob: omg you're so lumb
By Eryn
Lumb
The opposite of grool (as used in the beloved film Mean Girls). To be lumb is to be lame and dumb all at once. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Jack: Nicolas Cage used to be grool, but everything went downhill after National Treasure 2.
Ash: Yeah, now he's just a lumb actor.

Jack: Don't be a lumbdog millionaire.
Ash: Yeah, don't be lumb and lumber.

Annabelle: This little lumb of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!
By Biddy
Lumb
"Laughing Under My Breath"
can be used for msn, texting etc..

Iqubal: knock knock
Matt:Who's there?
Iqubal: Doctor
Matt: Doctor who?
Iqubal: haha you just said it!
Matt: lumb what a loser!
By Adaline
Lumbs
Acronym for "Laughing until my butt stinks."

Omg, this cat video is so funny. LUMBS!
By Alikee
Lumb
To screw something up and never admit to it whatever, dragging people down along the way.

You really lumbed me, right where it hurts!!!
I can smell a Lumb!!!
To lumb or not to lumb, thats is the question
By Georgette
Lumb
1. To be in the state of nothing.
2. Describing a object as useless and unnesessary.
3. Describing a place where there's nothing to do, that's useless and that seems unnesessary.

Me: That Chinease finger trap is really lumb.
Mark Brownstein: Yeah, but so is Aaron Murray's hometown.
By Phyllida
Lumb Digger
Someone who is sitting around doing nothing.

When playing a video game such as Super Smash Brothers, you have a chance of getting a lumb digger as a partner. While playing your partner isn't doing anything to help you, while you are being thrown off the edge. This ultimately results in you losing or your partner stealing your lives because they died too fast.

During a game of Smash Brothers 2 Vs. 2. Mark and Dan were holding me off the edge, while Aaron Murray was trying to open a box then a barrol. I shouted, "Aaron Murray you are such a lumb digger!"
By Bria