Define Me Ass Meaning

Me Ass
The ultimate sarcastic phrase with a southern twist. Often referred to as " My Ass" and can be willingly interchanged .Commonly used in the south where in the instant they're trying to bait you into stating your opinion on something which also happens to be wrong.

Ex':

P2: who do you think has the best defense in the NFL
P1: The Eagles have the best defense in the league
P2(non usage): Best defense my ass!!
P2(usage): have the best defense me Ass
By Christiana
Fuck Me Ass
When Scotsman & Scotswoman get horny they say a lot of things to do with ass for example "Put that cannonball right up me ass" As a Scotswoman loves that kind of stuff they say a thing like "fuck me ass". This can also be used as a sign that two are dating. Scotsmen will wear shirts that say "fuck me ass" on them

Scotsman: So ye want to get in me bed

Scotswoman: Sure!
Scotsman: So what do ye want?
Scotswoman: "Fuck me ass"

Dating

Scotswoman
By Abagael
Pick Me Ass Hoe
A girl who puts down all other girls to make herself look better.

Mediocre Girl: “Hayley is so ugly

Boy: wow “‘Mediocre girl’ is such a pick me ass hoe”
By Angel
Pick Me Ass Bitch
A person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of a certain group in different things they say. In most case, it's to attain the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.

Woman: *lives her best life*

Pick Me ass bitch: "I don't drink, smoke, or have sex with random people like all the other females out there. Guess men only go for hoes instead of real women. I'm not like other girls..."
By Alisun
Pick Me Ass Bitch
Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others

"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
By Dreddy
Pick Me Ass Bitch.
Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.

Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've never even sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.
By Harri
Giving Me The Ass
When you wife/girlfriend is not in the mood and she rolls over facing away from you, where her ass is next to you. Generally this happens just before she falls asleep, when this happens your wife/girlfriend is generally not in to anal play.

husband: wanna play around?
wife:sure after this show, (wife turns on side away from you)
husband: well you are giving me the ass so i guess i will see ya in the morning!
By Tessy
Ass Me
when one inists on being fucked in the ass and no other way

man, all i want my boyfriend to do is to ass me
By Carlynne
Get Me Some Ass

I'm gonna get me some ass this weekend
By Murial
They Call Me Fuck Ass !
the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other

hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !
By Stefa