Define Meathead Meaning

Meathead
An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

By Henrieta
Meathead
One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Usually plays football, wrestles, and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at Hollister are also essential parts of the average meathead's day. Meatheads also tend to abbreviate where they live by putting the first letter of the city, and adding *town after. In addition to lacking high IQs, meatheads tend to stereotype things and people completely wrong.

Common meathead responses:
- "Bro let's down this protein shake then go to the gym."
- "Dude that guy has a Fall Out Boy shirt, do you think he's one of those Emos?
- >>Smashes aluminum can on head
By Rochette
Meathead
A derogatory term referring to a person who is dead from the neck up. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

That meathead president said nucular again.
By Tedda
Meathead
A male who drives a lifted truck, wears Tapout clothing, follows UFC, wears shades and a hat (sometimes backwards), listens to metal, has a submissive, blonde girlfriend. Some are muscular, others a twigs who act tough.

Passenger: "Who was that guy tail-gating you?"
Me: "Probably some meathead."
Passenger: "How do you know?"
Me: "It was a lifted truck with a Tapout bumper sticker."
By Magdalena
Meathead
a guy(most of the time) who is obsessed with foot ball and weight lifting and wrestling ect.. 24/7

dylan thorington is a meathead
By Magda
Meathead
Rugby Players...of the chav variety. Usually come in all shapes and sizes, and each others assholes. Muscle grows where no man can grow muscle, replacing brain tissue with muscle tissue. Usually taking on the accent similar to a plymouthian or plymptonite, with phrases such as "'ere fock" and "ya cont" which strangely enough translates as "Here Fuck" and "You Cunt." These apes....sorry rugby players are consistently fucking around, and trying to sleaze younger girls (usually aged between 19 and 12) Not only are these meatheads complete tossers, they also have minions (also known as little bitches) who think that they are powerful due to there large ameoba-likr rugby players

IVYBRIDGE COMMUNITY COLLEGE RUGBY MEATS!

Tom Arscott, Aaron Croukshanks, Ben Hooper, Baz, and all the other tossers doing BTEC at Ivybridge Community College.
By Em
Meathead
Canadian military slang for a military police officer. The term comes from their identifying red berets.

I wanted to sneak off base last night, but there were meatheads everywhere.
By Emmalyn
Meathead
A person who acts like an idiot or otherwise incompetent person. They usually do things to try to fit in, but do them wrong. Meatheads also have weird habits that they think are normal, but really aren't. Meatheads are generally slow (mentally) and are obnoxious, and sometimes try to act like experts in areas that are usually unimportant (such as racoon behavior or other such oddities). A synonym for meathead is idiot.

(Guy tries going off a jump, and falls)
Steve: Dude, that guy's such a fucking meathead (referring to guy who fell).
Greg: Yeah, he can't even ride a bike.
Guy: Did you see that! I almost made it!
Steve + Greg: Yeah beat it, you fucking meat!
By Ginger
Meathead

"Me Ted."
"Meathead?"
By Pammi
Meathead
Someone who has a log for a neck. Cant see their neck as it is so meaty, blends into their shoulders.

Look at dan, that meathead!
By Cherie