Her: "WTF are you trying to do to me?! This says 'may cause a
laxative effect'! Apparently, it's so intense
you shit yourself."
Me: "Lol. I'm sure that's it. A clean bowel is a happy bowel,
amirite?"
Her: "THAT was your plan! Making ME break the poop silence"
Me: "Lol. MFA"