Define Montag Meaning

verb. To try to improve something and end up making it far WORSE in the process. Named after Heidi Montag, whom after plastic surgery, went from an all-American beautiful girl-next-door, to looking like a cheap hooker.

Slang for hello (greeting), or can be shortened to 'tag' (meaning 'day' in German), can also be used for money,

A passage of time, showing you a lot of things to remind you of wants going on. Within every shot you get shown a little improvment, so-called improvment should take years, only takes minutes.

A video usually with pictures, video clips, or both, with music and/or editing. They are commonly used to show skill (also can be used for enjoyment) in a video game, like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War.

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

a video put on youtube showing off your "skills" on games. Usually people who make these vids just edit out all 300 other failed shots till they get the right one. Montagers also hate hitmarkers. Hate them.

The act of getting plastic surgery.

A very overpriced fascist hotel in Laguna Beach. Rooms start at over $700 a night so you can "rub elbows" with the rich and famous. They constantly run "education classes" for their employees so that they become part of the "Montage Culture" which is very reminiscent of Nazi Germany. They also lie and get rid of undesirables that no longer fit their employee image. Generally you are told you are blessed to work there and if you don't volunteer for one of their charities you are marked for expulsion. It's like a very dysfunctional family - pretty on the outside but rotten to the core.

We're gonna need one.

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