Define Murph Meaning

Murph
A naturally occuring wedgie.

SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!
By Elwira
Murph
When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.

"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
By Tracey
Murph
To hang out and do nothing specific; either alone or with friends.

We were murphing around the mall when my phone rang. My friend was on the line asking if we wanted to go murph at a bar on the other side of town.
By Benedikta
Murph
what doesnt it mean ? it is a comeback for eveyrthing , not having any specific meaning at all . can mean several things.

person 1..."I hate really hate you."

person 2..."murph."

person 1... "what the hell does that mean?"

person 2... "murph."

OR

my day was murphtastic !
By Amalee
Murph
A term that came about in Elevate country located in Gaithersburg, MD. This word, noun means to be awesome or cool, abnormally amazing.

reading the bible daily to get closer to God is totally Murph.
By Rosina
Murph
When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.
By Dinny
Murph
A derogatory term used to describe or depict a person, place, event, or situation. The term “murph” originated in the halls of Delta Phi nu chapter at Lehigh University. “Murph” can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or a combination of them all. Being referred to as a “murph” is considered to be one of, if not the worst insult possible. The term “murph” can be thought of as a combination of the following words: bitch, loser, wimp, quitter, dropper, dick, deutsch, deutsch bag, cunt, piece of shit, homo, fag, queer, fairy, and pillow biter.

-"I don't think I can play in today's game my leg hurts."
-"Shut the fuck up stop being a murph."

-"Oh shit, I forgot waits again, my bad."
-"Fuck you, you're a murph."

-"I can't drink anymore of this, here you take it."
-"Yea you would pass that shit...fuck you murph."

-"Stop murphin around!"

-"What the fuck are you wearing you look like a murph."

-"You dropped that pass faster than murph."

-"What the fuck is that smell...smells like murph just walked through here."

-"Look at those Knicks...what a buncha murphs."
By Flss
Murph
adj. a person that screws something up

used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.

"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."

"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
By Jobi
Murph
Refers to a homosexual male.

Before he came out of the closet, we had no idea that Torry was murph.
By Naoma
Murph
verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."

The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.
By Jo