*fine piece of ass walks by*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1:
I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that
like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*