Before my whore-tits ex-girlfriend kicked me out of her apartment she kicked me in the fuckin' nutters!
or
Man, did you hear that dudes woman swamp-stomped his round n' lows and threw him out the house? I hear he just took it like a little bitch. Fuckin'
nutter(
jackoff)!
or
He thought I parked the car shitty so the fuckin' nutter (asshole)
keyed my shit up.