Define Old Fuck Meaning

someone who is old as fuck

An old fellow who has alot more to him than you think. A continued long stager of the fuckery personality aswell. Alot different to an old fart who just wishes to grow old and just exist instead of living.

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

a piece of shit person who is way other than you.

When an older person does something characteristic of being old such as turning left from the wrong lane or driving very slowly on the freeway.

Your on your on the 8th hour of partying and roughly your 8th ecstasy tablet and everything is in chaos. Some prefer this over New Fucked Up. Vision could be distorted (See: Spirals) and everything is funny. Some never see the light of "Old Fucked Up" but its there you just need to tap into it.

*40-50 year old man with bear guy or barrel chest, sometimes both
*Owns and over wears a pair of white cargo shorts
*Almost always shirtless
*Respects beer more than women
*Owns a Bow Flex or some other as seen in tv work out bench

After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...

When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter

The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.