when a guy is so drunk that when he goes to take a piss, he can't control himself, thus pissing everywhere and anywhere around him.
"last night, my roomate went out to a bar, and this morning i found out that he had been painting the walls.
By Gladys
Painting The Walls
{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.
When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.
Brad: "What Do You Think About That Sexy Chick Over There?"
Craig: "I'd Paint The Walls Pink!"
Brad: "& Make Her Brown Eye Blink?"
Craig: "You DaaaaamnSkippy!"