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Define Procrasterbating Meaning
Procrasterbating
The act of
wasting time
, or putting off other more important
activities
by
masturbating
.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all
my time
procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I
dunno
, but he has a
lab report
to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
By Edita
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Procrasterbating
Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To
masterbate
or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to
carry out
another
task
.
"Hey
Dom
hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything
remotely
sexual all day"
By Sophey
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Procrasterbating
The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can
masturbate
, so good luck and
don't get caught
kiddy's
My Mom
walked in on
me
Procrasterbating
last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
By Candra
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Procrasterbating
the act of
masturbating
to
put off
an important
activity
tyler
; i had a
paper
due today but instead i
spent
the whole day procrasterbating
By Phaedra
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Procrasterbating
Masterbating
while putting off
doing something
you're
supposed to
be doing
I was supposed to pick up
my grandma
at
the grey
hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by
muggers
By Corny
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Procrasterbating
Putting
off important
tasks
so you can
jerk off
a little.
Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that
lab report
?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy:
Uhh
,
TMI
dude. TMI...
By Bel
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Procrasterbating
Using
masturbation
as a
way to
put
things off.
"I was
too busy
to
wash the car
because I was procrasterbating."
By Johnette
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Procrasterbating
to
wait
to
masterbate
procrasterbating -
see
Ben
Romanowski
.
By Shanta
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Procrasterbation
When you
spank the monkey
to
avoid
doing
real work
.
God I really don't want to
write
this
paper
..
Procrasterbation is always a
good alternative
.
By Kristine
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Procrasterbate
Putting off
homework
or other important
activities
in order
to masturbate
.
I failed my
physics
test because I stayed up looking at
sheep
porn instead of studying. I'm such a
procrasterbator
!
By Bebe
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