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Define Russian Bear Meaning

Russian Bear
A large person with Russian heritage who:
-takes no shit from others
-throws his weight around whenever possible
-enjoys vodka and occasionly consumes it in excess
-can be easy to get along with at times or a big bastard at others
-has his own opinions about just about evrything and isn't scared to speak his mind
-hates yuppies, city people, and anyone who is ignorant to how the world operates outside of city limits
-enjoys hibernating for vast periods of time summer and winter
-has an urge to travel the world and some day return to the motherland

"Hey Russian Bear come here for a minute."
By Ingunna
Russian Bear
1. During the 1970's porn movement, an actor who's character resembled a large russian male with a heavy accent, limited english vocabulary, hairy chest, and beard (similar to that of a lumberjack).

2. Strong and Intimidating. Capable off crushing your body with their bare hands.

Ben: You seen this one yet?
Brett: No, sure is old though. Couldn't you have found some newer stuff? The girls in this don't even shave..
Ben: Haha! Look at his hairy old ass.
Brett: (with thick accent) Like russian bear, I break your legs!
By Joan
Russian Bear
A guy at work that is always on the road having gay sex with a copious amount of men.

I heard the Russian bear(mark) took it real hard from frank this week.
By Alfreda
Russian Bear Hug
When a female constricts her vagina around the males penis during intercourse with so much force he cannot pull out

Ya bro, I was fucking her and she must work her pussy out or something because she russian bear hugged me, it was wicked.
By Nissa
Russian Bear Trap
you secretly put your hand in your pants and out your zipper and then to attempt to shake someones hand upon acceptance pull said hand into your pants forcing the person to give you a hand job (old fashioned)

Krabz puts his hand in his pants attempted to shake Lana's hand but instead pulls her hand through receiving a Russian Bear Trap
By Natalie
Russian Bear 5000
A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.

bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!
By Carrie
Russian Brown Bear
A guy goes down on a girl (performing oral sex on her) while she takes a shit on the toilet. This is the girl version of a blumpkin.

I heard Blanche got a Russian Brown Bear, that dirty slut!
By Alissa