Surfer #1 "Hey, wanna go get something to eat?"
Surfer #2 "Must... surf..."
Surfer #1"Don't be such a
sandbag. Why don't you get a girlfriend or something?"
Surfer #2 "Nah bro, cuz then she'd wanna spend time together with me. And I would wanna go
surfing."
Surfer #1 "
Sandbag"