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Define Schumer Meaning

Schumering
Stealing a funny joke to make yourself sound funny, only to ruin the joke. Works best if you are fat and ugly and have no life.

I hate John so much! He keeps schumering my jokes and now I can't use them!
By Luciana
Schumer
A woman that tries to be funny and fails

Wow Amy tried to make a joke about her vagina and no one laughed. She is such a schumer
By Adelice
Schumer
A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.

Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
By Pauline
Schumering
When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"
By Xylina
Schumerism
The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.

Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.
By Emmye
Schumer
Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
By Siobhan
Schumer
1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!
By Ashlan
Schumered
The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.

Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.
By Angel
Amy Schumer
A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.
By Latashia
Amy Schumer
A Fat, Ugly, and Unfunny Comedian who has an Obsession with making Jokes about her vagina.

Anyone who enjoys watching Amy Schumers Comedy Deserve to Die a Slow Painful Death. Literally nobody finds her funny.
By Carroll