A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced
betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers,
scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of
scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester
Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his
scrotemeal entry at the
Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
