When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.
By Jaquenette
Shit A Brick
Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.
When you poop a turd thats so heavy when it hits the toilet water spashes back on your booty. Nobody usually tells others when this has happen...especially females!
Can also mean an abnormally large turd. The kind that you make ugly faces trying to get it out...This usually happens when you've been constipated for a few days.
A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.
It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
