Define Shitman Meaning

Shitman
every time you hit the bathroom in middle school this guy is in there takin a shit

third hour shit break....dude...do you ever leave the shitter shitman?
By Emmi
Shitman
1.a man and/or woman, made of shit.
2.a person of exceptional shitness..aka are really bad at what theyre doing/trying

1.ahaha...look at that guy try n kickflip...pfft shitman
2.can you play poker?..."nope"....well your a shitman aren't ya?
By Jaynell
Shitman
A person ya hate that is full of disgust, and is a boring ass with no type of humour or fun.

Kid; LOL, Theres a shitman!!! Friend; LOL I KNOW RIGHT!!
By Vinita
Shitman
Shitman is a fictional character, a superhero widely considered to be an Internet cultural icon.

Shitman is the alter ego of 47 year old Namtih Tnega, a village idiot that is often very angry at how unfair the world is towards him.

It's a Turd.. It's Insane.. It's Shitman!
By Lesli
Shitman
The person you hire to do the dirty work. For a high amount of money he will follow your target and when the time is right he will launch shit at their face with no traces leading back to you.

Lucas "Man, I really hate this douche bag at work"
Jacob "I know a guy that can take care of that"
Lucas "Dude?! I dont wanna kill him"
Jacob "Naa bro, I got a Shitman on speed dial, your co-worker will be out of work with severe pink eye for atleast two weeks."
By Giorgia
Shitman
A type of Hitman who utilizes in shtting rather than killing

Man: I'm going to use a Hitman to fuck you up
Robber: What?
Man: A SHITMAN to crap on you, then I'll call the Cops!
By Sula
Shitman
To excrete, To use the toilet, to empty the bowel.

I'm going for a Shitman. Is there any toilet paper?
By Hedvige
Shitman The Barbarian
A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.

The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!
By Tierney
Wyatt Shitman
A person that has ANAL with jake

By Kameko
Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver
A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.

I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.

The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.

I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.
By Melitta