Define Shiver Me Timbers Meaning

Shiver Me Timbers
An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!
By Dyane
Shiver Me Timbers
An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.


Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!
By Consuelo
Shiver Me Timbers
Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!
By Janelle
Shiver Me Timbers
Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.

I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.
By Tamarra
Shiver Me Timbers
Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r

OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED
By Cornie
Shiver Me Timbers
Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!
By Freda
Shiver Me Timbers
What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!
By Laurie
Shiver Me Timber
Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"
By Manon
Shiver Me Timbers

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.
By Rois
Shiver Me Timber
From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.
By Enrica