The revolting result of a girl's choice to
whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad
doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving
doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.
After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only
to discover she was
dragging a shunt around under that
skirt all night--I did her anyway.