Define Smoke A Dick Meaning

Smoking A Dick

"You must be smoking a dick or something"
By Robyn
Smoke A Dick
Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"
By Timmy
Smoke My Dick
to give head (oral sex for the dumb asses)

By Alayne
Smoking Dick
A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
By Sylvia
Smoking Dick
When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
By Addie
Smoking Dick
To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
By Cammie
Smoking Dick
now you mustā€™ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think iā€™m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.
By Marcie
Smoke Dick
When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

By Fancy
Cock-smoking Shit-dick
An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!
By Brandais
Smoke Dick
to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.

boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
By Hally