Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.
A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.
Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!
By Annabal
Spanker
Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".
Don't tell Chad about the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that spank the time of day!
By Aarika
Spanker
A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.
A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.